The worst feature of a new born baby is to have his mother’s singing.
The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have any.
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Every new born baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.
Children reinvent your world for you.