You Are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You Are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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The whole world is about three drinks behind.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

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The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

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The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.

I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.

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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it

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I drink to forget I drink.

I drink to forget I drink.

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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

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